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         There is a battered cardboard box in my bedroom closet. It's full
        of cassette tapes that I never listen to because they bring back memories of when I
        tried to be a rock star. I was living in Tokyo, teaching English and killing time.
        The attention I got as a Caucasian male, as well as my daily boozing and the piles
        of money that were lying around for the taking, made me believe that I also had what
        it took to be a successful pop musician. The tapes in that box contain recordings of
        my band's rehearsals, ideas for new tunes, and almost every live performance we did. 
             I went to Tokyo in 1985, the peak of the Japanese economic boom. Actually, it
        wasn't a boom; it was a KA-BLAMMO, a never-ending detonation of dancing and beer and
        Suntory whiskey and free food and cash and methamphetamine and shyly tittering Japanese
        girls who didn't like to kiss but would bed you so fast that you almost felt violated.
        Anything was possible. Anything except finding an entry level job at a trading company.
        I was a history major barely conversant in Japanese, and bilingual Harvard MBAs were
        being turned away because Tokyo was overflowing with foreigners desperate to learn
        the Japanese magic touch. Since I needed a work permit, I decided to teach English
        until I could find my dream gig doing some kind of business thing. At the school, a
        Canadian teacher named Steiv found out that I played bass and asked if I wanted to
        start a band. It sounded great. I'd been in a cover band in college and really missed
        the unique communication that came from playing music with someone. There were hundreds
        of live music clubs in Tokyo, the engines of the orgiastic night life; we would get
        chicks and make a fortune. 
             Steiv was a guitarist-singer-songwriter. His songs were like faster, bouncier
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